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As seen on TV!
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Awesome!
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100% pure!
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May contain nuts!
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More polygons!
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2022-01-20 16:44:06 +00:00
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Moderately attractive!
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Limited edition!
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Flashing letters!
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It's here!
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Best in class!
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It's finished!
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Kind of dragon free!
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Excitement!
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More than 500 sold!
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One of a kind!
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Heaps of hits on YouTube!
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Indev!
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Spiders everywhere!
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Check it out!
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Holy cow, man!
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It's a game!
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Made in Sweden!
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Uses LWJGL!
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Reticulating splines!
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Minecraft!
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Yaaay!
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Singleplayer!
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Keyboard compatible!
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Ingots!
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Exploding creepers!
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That's no moon!
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l33t!
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Create!
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Survive!
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Dungeon!
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Exclusive!
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The bee's knees!
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Closed source!
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Classy!
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Wow!
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Not on steam!
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Oh man!
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Awesome community!
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Pixels!
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Teetsuuuuoooo!
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Kaaneeeedaaaa!
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Now with difficulty!
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Enhanced!
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90% bug free!
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Pretty!
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12 herbs and spices!
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Fat free!
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Absolutely no memes!
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Free dental!
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Ask your doctor!
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Minors welcome!
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Cloud computing!
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Legal in Finland!
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Hard to label!
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Technically good!
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Bringing home the bacon!
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Indie!
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GOTY!
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Ceci n'est pas une title screen!
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Euclidian!
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Now in 3D!
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Inspirational!
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Herregud!
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Complex cellular automata!
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Yes, sir!
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Played by cowboys!
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2022-01-20 16:44:06 +00:00
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Now on OpenGL 3.2 core profile!
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Thousands of colors!
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Try it!
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Age of Wonders is better!
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Try the mushroom stew!
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Sensational!
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Hot tamale, hot hot tamale!
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Play him off, keyboard cat!
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Guaranteed!
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Macroscopic!
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Bring it on!
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Random splash!
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Call your mother!
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Monster infighting!
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Loved by millions!
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Ultimate edition!
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Freaky!
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You've got a brand new key!
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Water proof!
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Uninflammable!
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Whoa, dude!
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All inclusive!
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Tell your friends!
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NP is not in P!
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Music by C418!
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Livestreamed!
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Haunted!
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Polynomial!
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Terrestrial!
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All is full of love!
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Full of stars!
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Scientific!
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Not as cool as Spock!
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Collaborate and listen!
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Never dig down!
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Take frequent breaks!
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Not linear!
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Han shot first!
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Nice to meet you!
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Buckets of lava!
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Ride the pig!
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Larger than Earth!
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sqrt(-1) love you!
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Phobos anomaly!
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Punching wood!
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Falling off cliffs!
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1% sugar!
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150% hyperbole!
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Synecdoche!
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Let's danec!
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Seecret Friday update!
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Reference implementation!
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Kiss the sky!
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20 GOTO 10!
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Verlet intregration!
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Peter Griffin!
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Do not distribute!
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Cogito ergo sum!
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4815162342 lines of code!
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A skeleton popped out!
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The sum of its parts!
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BTAF used to be good!
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I miss ADOM!
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umop-apisdn!
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OICU812!
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Bring me Ray Cokes!
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Finger-licking!
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Thematic!
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Pneumatic!
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Sublime!
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Octagonal!
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Une baguette!
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Gargamel plays it!
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Rita is the new top dog!
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SWM forever!
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Representing Edsbyn!
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Matt Damon!
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Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!
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Consummate V's!
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Cow Tools!
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Double buffered!
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Fan fiction!
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Flaxkikare!
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Jason! Jason! Jason!
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Hotter than the sun!
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Internet enabled!
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Autonomous!
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Engage!
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Fantasy!
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DRR! DRR! DRR!
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Kick it root down!
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Regional resources!
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Woo, facepunch!
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Woo, somethingawful!
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Woo, tigsource!
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Woo, worldofminecraft!
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Woo, reddit!
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Woo, 2pp!
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Google anlyticsed!
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Now supports åäö!
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Give us Gordon!
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Tip your waiter!
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Very fun!
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12345 is a bad password!
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Vote for net neutrality!
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Lives in a pineapple under the sea!
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MAP11 has two names!
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Omnipotent!
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Gasp!
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...!
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Bees, bees, bees, bees!
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Jag känner en bot!
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This text is hard to read if you play the game at the default resolution, but at 1080p it's fine!
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Haha, LOL!
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Hampsterdance!
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Menger sponge!
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idspispopd!
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Eple (original edit)!
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So fresh, so clean!
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Slow acting portals!
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Try the Nether!
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Don't look directly at the bugs!
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Oh, ok, Pigmen!
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Finally with ladders!
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Scary!
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Play Minecraft, Watch Topgear, Get Pig!
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Twittered about!
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Jump up, jump up, and get down!
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Joel is neat!
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A riddle, wrapped in a mystery!
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This parrot is no more! It has ceased to be!
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Welcome to your Doom!
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Stay a while, stay forever!
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Stay a while and listen!
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Treatment for your rash!
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"Autological" is!
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Information wants to be free!
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"Almost never" is an interesting concept!
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Lots of truthiness!
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The creeper is a spy!
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Turing complete!
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It's groundbreaking!
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Let our battle's begin!
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The sky is the limit!
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Jeb has amazing hair!
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Ryan also has amazing hair!
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Casual gaming!
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Undefeated!
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Kinda like Lemmings!
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Follow the train, CJ!
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Leveraging synergy!
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This message will never appear on the splash screen, isn't that weird?
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DungeonQuest is unfair!
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90210!
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Check out the far lands!
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Tyrion would love it!
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Also try VVVVVV!
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Also try Super Meat Boy!
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Also try Terraria!
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Also try Mount And Blade!
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Also try Project Zomboid!
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Also try World of Goo!
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Also try Limbo!
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Also try Pixeljunk Shooter!
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Also try Braid!
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That's super!
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Bread is pain!
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Read more books!
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Khaaaaaaaaan!
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Less addictive than TV Tropes!
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More addictive than lemonade!
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Bigger than a bread box!
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Millions of peaches!
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Fnord!
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This is my true form!
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Don't bother with the clones!
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Pumpkinhead!
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Made by Jeb!
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Has an ending!
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Finally complete!
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Feature packed!
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Boots with the fur!
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Stop, hammertime!
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Testificates!
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Conventional!
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Homeomorphic to a 3-sphere!
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Doesn't avoid double negatives!
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Place ALL the blocks!
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Does barrel rolls!
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Meeting expectations!
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PC gaming since 1873!
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Ghoughpteighbteau tchoghs!
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Déjà vu!
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Déjà vu!
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Got your nose!
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Haley loves Elan!
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Afraid of the big, black bat!
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Doesn't use the U-word!
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Child's play!
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See you next Friday or so!
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From the streets of Södermalm!
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150 bpm for 400000 minutes!
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Technologic!
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Funk soul brother!
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Pumpa kungen!
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日本ハロー!
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한국 안녕하세요!
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Helo Cymru!
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Cześć Polsko!
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你好中国!
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Привет Россия!
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Γεια σου Ελλάδα!
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My life for Aiur!
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Lennart lennart = new Lennart();
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I see your vocabulary has improved!
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Who put it there?
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You can't explain that!
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if not ok then return end
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§1C§2o§3l§4o§5r§6m§7a§8t§9i§ac
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§kFUNKY LOL
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Big Pointy Teeth!
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Bekarton guards the gate!
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Mmmph, mmph!
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Don't feed avocados to parrots!
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Swords for everyone!
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Plz reply to my tweet!
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.party()!
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Take her pillow!
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Put that cookie down!
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Pretty scary!
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I have a suggestion.
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Now with extra hugs!
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Java 16 + 1 = 17!
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Woah.
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HURNERJSGER?
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What's up, Doc?
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Now contains 32 random daily cats!
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That's Numberwang!
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pls rt
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Do you want to join my server?
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Put a little fence around it!
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Throw a blanket over it!
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One day, somewhere in the future, my work will be quoted!
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Now with additional stuff!
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Extra things!
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Yay, puppies for everyone!
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So sweet, like a nice bon bon!
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Very influential in its circle!
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Now With Multiplayer!
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Rise from your grave!
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Warning! A huge battleship "STEVE" is approaching fast!
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Blue warrior shot the food!
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Run, coward! I hunger!
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Flavor with no seasoning!
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Strange, but not a stranger!
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Tougher than diamonds, rich like cream!
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It swings, it jives!
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Cruising streets for gold!
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Take an eggbeater and beat it against a skillet!
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Make me a table, a funky table!
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Take the elevator to the mezzanine!
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Stop being reasonable, this is the Internet!
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/give @a hugs 64
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This is good for Realms.
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Any computer is a laptop if you're brave enough!
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Do it all, everything!
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Where there is not light, there can spider!
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GNU Terry Pratchett
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More Digital!
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doot doot
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Falling with style!
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There's no stopping the Trollmaso
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Throw yourself at the ground and miss
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Rule #1: it's never my fault
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Replaced molten cheese with blood?
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Absolutely fixed relatively broken coordinates
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Boats FTW
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Javalicious edition
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Should not be played while driving
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You're going too fast!
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Don't feed chocolate to parrots!
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The true meaning of covfefe
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An illusion! What are you hiding?
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Something's not quite right...
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Thank you for the fish!
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All rumors are true!
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Truly gone fishing!
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Rainbow turtle?
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Something funny!
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I need more context.
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Ahhhhhh!
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Don't worry, be happy!
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Water bottle!
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What's the question?
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Plant a tree!
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Go to the dentist!
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What do you expect?
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Look mum, I'm in a splash!
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It came from space.
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Awesome game design right there!
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Ph1lza had a good run!
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10 years of Mining and Crafting!
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Ping the human!
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In case it isn't obvious, foxes aren't players.
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Buzzy Bees!
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Minecraft Java Edition presents: Disgusting Bugs
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Wash your hands!
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Soap and water!
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Support local businesses!
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Stay home and play games!
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Stay safe!
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Stay strong!
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Cough or sneeze into your elbow!
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Don’t touch your face!
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Support elderly relatives and friends!
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Prepare, but don’t hoard!
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Gamers unite – separately in your own homes!
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Save the world – stay inside!
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Shop for your elders!
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Hang out with your friends online!
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Honey, I grew the bees!
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Find your claw!
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Everybody do the Leif!
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<3 Max & 99 & Ducky!
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Bushy eyebrows!
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Edit is a name!
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From free range developers!
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Music by Lena Raine!
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Aww man!
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#minecraftfarms
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And my pickaxe!
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Envision! Create! Share!
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Fabulous graphics!
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Also try Minecraft Dungeons!
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Vanilla!
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May contain traces of citrus!
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Zoglin!?
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Black lives matter!
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Be anti-racist!
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Learn about allyship!
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Speak OUT against injustice and UP for equality!
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Amplify and listen to BIPOC voices!
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Educate your friends on anti-racism!
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Support the BIPOC community and creators!
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Stand up for equality in your community!
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[this splash text is now available]
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Contains simulated goats!
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Home-made!
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There's <<a cat on ,my keyboard!~
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The cutest predator you'll ever meet!
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Now you are thinking with pistons!
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Get to the coppah!
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Board game version also available!
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Honey, I waxed the copper!
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Plant-based light sources!
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Made by "real" people!
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